Things I did yesterday:

1. Attended gay pride parade in downtown. Almost everyone from the floor showed up. It was awesome.
2. Took pics with D in all his glory.
3. Had 2 long island ice tea midday at a pub.
4. Rolled down a hill in front of legislature building.
5. Realized I've lost my phone while rolling down the hill when we were almost home.
6. Walked extra 10 blocks to a friend's place so he can drive me back to the hill.
6. Told 2 separate individuals I would share a 6-pack with them at a party later at night and forgot about it.
7. Attended cucumber party - someone will be traveling to Europe soon and decided he should have as many cucumbers as possible before he leaves.
8. Cucumber shots. Burgers. Beers.
9. Watched a friend down a bottle of beer while doing a hand stand.
10. Watched a friend trying to play ping-pong on both sides of the table.
11. Attended a minority meeting. Chair of meeting claimed such authority by straddling a men's bicycle while wearing a dress and a bike helmet.
12. Discussed who were the girls of interest for the host of the party.
13. Meeting adjourned due to insufficiently information, too much beer and general silliness.
14. Realized it was time to go by midnight before the second minority meeting begun.