Lunch room.

D: You think she will take it?
B: Yeah, will you? *Pause* Huh, you talking to me?
D: Yes, I'm looking at you.
B: She's sitting right here... oh, you're asking me?
D: Yes, I'm asking if you think she would?
Me: This is the weirdest conversation ever.
B: I think she will.
D: I think she would too. What are we gonna do?
B: I don't know, find someone else.
D: Yes! But a guy, similar build, personality...
Me: This is still weird... and I don't like where this is going...
B: It's gonna be tough.. a guy.. actually, we don't know, she's never showed us her junk.. so maybe she's not what we think she is.
Me: What??! I can't believe you still have doubts after all these years. I have no junk.
B: Yeah... it's gonna be different.
Me: Yes, what am I gonna do without you guys.